Thursday, December 06, 2012

Introducing Hamas M75 Perfume - "the smell of pride and dignity."

A Gaza company has introduced a new fragrance, for men and women, named M75 - the name that Hamas gave the Fajr-5 rockets they shot towards Tel Aviv.

The head of the perfume company, Shadi Adwan, plans to introduce the perfume on Saturday, to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Hamas.

Adwan (whose name translates to "aggression") said that the perfume was "dedicated to those who love the fragrance of victory," stressing that the company "wanted to remind Gaza residents of victory wherever they are and wherever they can smell it, even if they were in China."

He said that the fragrance has "the smell of pride and dignity."

There are two different versions, one for men and one for women, and will initially be available in limited quantities, only for Gazans.

Now, every Gazan can smell like these people do:

I don't know why they are stopping there. They should market a line of Qassam Rocket Kitchen Cleanser ("The dirt will flee in terror!") or Mortar Mouthwash ("Your mouth will explode with flavor!")